Hooker #1: Whillenholly: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Oh my God. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Chaka: Jay: We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? I'd do anything for you. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Jay: Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Oh shit! Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Estimated time: 6 mins. I can't belive this shit. The C.L.I.T is not real. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Jay: Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! That's it boy, put the dick down. Packed. . The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jules Asner: Crazy crackers with guns. Well, FUCK that. And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. At least call me by the right fucking character. And sometimes, you go back to the well. [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? [to infant Jay] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. James Van Der Beek: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Uh, Chaka? James Van Der Beek: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: I miss dating a lesbian. That shit is the mad notes. Sheriff: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Steve Kmetko: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? [singing] Un-ban us. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: See? Jay: I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Customer at Quick Stop: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Fred: En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Matt Damon: The hell with this. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Jay : What buzz? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray [to Silent Bob] You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. No, but it's Miramax. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Whillenholly: Oh yeah, nice parenting. She has a nice voice, too. Or House Party 3. Right. I AM THE C.L.I.T. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Echo Base: What is your damage, little boy. Banky: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Oh, that Affleck! Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. Holden : The Internet buzz. Willenholly: You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. [about "Dawson's Creek"] [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. That's right. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. [singing] Whillenholly: The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. Metatron: God? So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. She went for the set up. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. You're not paralyzed. Look at me. Brent: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Opening text: Be smooth. Jay: Cock-Knocker: There are no inadequacies. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Feature length? [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Oh sorry I'm late. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Justice: Must kill him, doesn't it! In a Deleted Scene: I thought that was a 10-82. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. [Jay nods. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. I'll be right here waitin'. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Go to hell, Pacey! [to Banky] Holden: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. The monkey will spank us! Oh Jesus, again Ben? That's what I thought. Whillenholly: It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. Oh, that's it, honey! Then taste it. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. [exasperated] [counting his money] The C.L.I.T. Your Momma's going to try to score. Holden: It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." You chug that ass cock, baby. Jay: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Willenholly: Whillenholly: I know it's in there! How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Remind me to renew that restraining order. That would never work as a movie. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Daphne: OOH you little fuck. The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Silent Bob: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Tell him, Steve-Dave. Banky: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Taste the booger flavor. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Brent: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Jay: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Jay: Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Jay: Girls like that kinda shit. Until it happened to me. It's the new millennium. By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Chaka: [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. Okay, here's the deal. Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. You actually watch that show? Watch the language, little boy! Hooper: Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Chaka's Production Assistant: We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Especially you. Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. I'm the pie fucker. ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Echo Base: Damn, these white boys can't fight. I'm a teen idol, dammit! [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. . When, Lord when? The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards.